"I'm the Comic Critic. I read it so YOU don't have to!" Xander pauses. "Yeah, that wouldn't work. You're right. Last thing that's needed is another fanboy out there making light of comics."
"Thanks for the vote of confidence. Just not sure if I'd fit in in the jungles of Dubai. Think I might go a little crazy without technology and warm showers. I'll put that in the maybe column."