What do you know, the old lady wasn't falling too far behind tonight. Good for her! She gave herself a mental pat on the back and vowed to reward herself with more sugar. "Honey child, only the truly deranged, dedicated, and lucky ones ever end up exactly where think they'll be at the big 30."
Oh look another inch of blue gone. "Like you said though, it never goes how you expect. I thought I'd be married with a few dozen kids by this point with a side order of a career by now. Instead I'm.. well.. here." She shrugged. "Wouldn't change any of the crazy bad stuff though. I got some great things along the way. What exactly are you thinking about anyway if I may ask?"