"I know and I understand it," Kia got it, really. "But he's also not a kid. There's only so much you can do before you become that crazy ass woman in a rocking chair locking her family up in the basement."
No, Kia never thought about that. Never. "But take comfort in the fact that if the skanky little harlot hurts him I have plenty of toys and know several realities we can hide the body parts."