"It's alright, honey," she offered sympathetically, "All of God's creatures come in different shapes and colors. Embrace your inner-gay! I won't judge you."
This time she wasn't being insane at least. Just ragging on him a little. Probably giving him a complex only every other sentence of his could be heard here.
"Girls are crazy," reasoned the Queen of Crazy. Or maybe she was just deluded. Especially since her reasoning for saying that is people picked Edward over the greater E.
"Mmm, well, as you can imagine, most people don't know how to take me...," she answered vaguely. You know, leaving out that James Franco incident kind of on purpose.