miracle (miracle) wrote in luke_noah, @ 2007-11-15 22:43:00 |
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Original poster: that0neguy
You probably noticed Van Hansis (Luke) was featured in the AS THE WORLD TURNS entry (along with Martha Byrne, Lily, and Michael Park, Jack, in the 9/18 issue), but here's what happened at a recent set visit when an oblivious Hansis walked in just after we'd awkwardly revealed to Alexandra Chando (Maddie) and Jake Silbermann (Noah) that he would be getting a different set of questions from the Roundups they had just graciously finished answering.
Take Three: ATWT's Jake Silbermann (Noah, l.), Alexandra Chando (Maddie) and Van Hansis (Luke).
— STEVEN BERGMAN
Van Hansis (arriving): Are you doing the questions?
Soap Opera Digest: What questions?
Hansis: The stupid questions [laughs]?
Alexandra Chando: The Roundups, yeah. We're done.
Hansis: Can you ask me them? [The ATWT publicist chuckles, delighted.]
Digest: I have separate stupid questions for you.
Hansis: Okay!
Chando (grumbling): Apparently you're special, I don't know.
Jake Silbermann: Special. I want to be asked Van's questions.
Digest: Okay, I'll ask all of you.
Chando: Why are you singling him out? What's wrong with us?
Hansis (instantly): Because I'm cool.
Digest: I'll ask all of you.
Hansis: But I get to answer first!
Digest: Okay, favorite cocktail?
Hansis: Manhattan.
Digest: Alex?
Publicist: She's planning her 21st birthday party; she's not going to answer that question!
Chando: Yes. I've never even tasted a beer! Shirley Temple.
Digest: Jake? [He pauses briefly, unsure of what to say.]
Hansis: See, this is why you don't get the cool questions — because both of you can't answer them!
Silbermann: You really order Manhattans?
Hansis: I love Manhattans!
Chando: Yeah, he does. It's weird. I can answer — I'll be 21 in two days.
Silbermann: Vodka and soda for me.
Chando: Rum and ginger ale.
Hansis: That's not a cocktail. That wasn't the question.
Silbermann: Why isn't vodka soda a cocktail?
Hansis: Because a cocktail is a ...
Silbermann: I thought if you mixed the drink it was a cocktail.
Hansis(arguing): No, that's a mixed drink.
Chando (laughing): But we love each other!
Hansis (still arguing): A cocktail is something that has a name.
Chando: "Sex on the Beach." Heh-heh. "Harvey Wallbanger."
Hansis: Like Sex on the Beach [laughs].
Digest: Okay, song you can't get out of your head?
Hansis: The Cars' [singing] "I guess you're just what I needed. I needed someone to ... something...."
Silbermann: "Just What I Needed."
Chando: "Smooth Operator" by Sade.
Silbermann: She's been singing that all week. Mine is Tegan and Sara: "Back In Your Head."
Digest: Interesting. Cutest celebrity offspring?
Chando: Ohh! Who did I just see that was beautiful?
Silbermann: This is Alex's category.
Digest: I've finally stumped Van!
Hansis: I like that Zahara girl.
Chando: I can tell you who doesn't have the cutest offspring. But I won't. I think Cindy Crawford's son is gorgeous. He's, like, 8.
Digest: Jake?
Silbermann: No [laughs].
Digest: Most number of takes you've ever needed to do a scene.
Chando: Oh, I remember a day when I almost started crying.
Hansis (clarifying): Because we messed up or somebody else did?
Digest: I guess you.
Hansis: One. [Everyone laughs.]
Chando: I have my answer. This is so rude to say, but Zach [Roerig, ex-Casey] and I were in a scene and it was the first time I forgot my lines [laughs]. No, they kept changing the line and it got so frustrating; I just couldn't say it. It took me eight or nine takes.
Hansis: Honestly, like, five or six.
Silbermann: There was one take in Branson with me and Van that felt like 30, but it was probably only, like ... it was awful.
Chando: Although, let me point out that he goes around calling himself "One-take Jake."
Silbermann: That's right.
Digest: Well, it rhymes. You should be able to say that.
Silbermann: Might as well.
Digest: Okay, super early Super Bowl predictions.
Hansis: The Steelers! [But it comes out "stillers" because of the goofy voice he uses.]
Silbermann: The Steelers?
Chando: Um, the New Jersey Nets? [Everyone laughs.] The Lakers!
Silbermann: I think the Patriots are going to do it.
Chando: I would like the Cowboys to do it, because they're my favorite team.
Digest: Hottest soap alumnus?
Chando: Josh Duhamel [ex-Leo, ALL MY CHILDREN]. He's pretty hot. And Vanessa Marcil [ex-Brenda, GENERAL HOSPITAL]. She's gorgeous and she's so talented. [Hansis and Silbermann are still stumped, so Digest and the publicist start naming a slew of stars.]
Hansis (on his own): Spencer Grammer [ex-Lucy]! Hey, she's already on another show.
Digest: Jake? [He's still stumped.]
Chando: Brad Pitt [ex-Randy, DALLAS] was on a soap. John Stamos [ex-Blackie, GH].
Silbermann (resigned): Brad Pitt, then. [Everyone laughs.]
Digest: Hottest Jessica?
Chando: Alba.
Silbermann: Definitely.
Chando: Without a doubt. She's so beautiful.
Hansis: Rabbit!
Silbermann: Good one.
Digest: I can't bring myself to delete blank from my TiVo.
Chando: AS THE WORLD TURNS [laughs].
Hansis: I don't have a TiVo.
Silbermann: Nor I. But if I did have a TiVo, it would be filled with MAN VS. WILD.
Hansis: If I did have a TiVo, what could I not bring myself to delete? ROME.
Silbermann: I love that show.
Digest: Yesterday at midnight I was....
Chando: Sleeping.
Hansis: Crying [laughs].
Chando: Lying in a fetal position on my bed, listening to sad music.
Hansis: I was, um....
Chando: I was in bed.
Silbermann: Talking with my roommate about his relationship.
Digest: Lucky you!
Hansis: I was trying to sleep, but it wasn't working.
Digest: That's it. But I've got more. I've come with nothing but stupid questions.
Chando: That's great, because I've got nothing but point in time!
I love my boys!