“For as long as I say so kid, unless you know anyone else with a hand as pretty as yours.”
Love this line.
Only thing I'd point out, as dragovianknight has pointed out the rest of the typos, is spelling Sparda, 'Sparta'. I keep thinking of armies of half nekkid men in skirts fighting :D
Whilst it's a very good mental picture to have, I don't think it was the one I'm supposed to get XD