kitsune_wolf (kitsune_wolf) wrote in lucid_daydreams, @ 2008-07-16 20:19:00 |
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Current mood: | luving the crack muse |
WTF Nott?
I think I've been watching to much Zero Punctuation, because while I was out with the dog and unable to type he was suddenly introducing me to the charcaters of the next Code Rangnarok but talking insanly fast like ZP
It makes no sense but I think it's funny and it's the fastest 300 words I've written all week.
Right then this is Managarm Clone of Fenris the big badass wolf, if you hurt any of us he’s liable to bite your head off. Just don’t bite him in return because his blood will turn you into a rabid blood salivating zombie who will have to be put down at the earliest opportunity.
Next we have the brat who hasn’t be named yet, he’s Fenris’s grandson, or actual genetic son considering that Managarm, Fenris’ son, the boy’s father is actually a clone of Fenris himself. Of course if you discount Managarm’s viability as an actual life form simply because of his origin you will find your self facing a future full of angry wolves and their teeth. Also, his blood may or may not turn you into a rabid blood salivating copse too, so not biting the baby, not that you would want to, and if you do want to I have to ask what kind of sick fucker are you?
Then we have the brat’s mother, who hasn’t been named yet either. Although she and managarm never had the nuptials’ we view her as Fenrs’ daughter in law, hurt her and you’ll have more than your head bit off by Managarm, I would go as far as to say Fenris will bite your balls off too, only Fenris is much more likely to steal your own gun off you and shoot you with it because he is not gay and doesn’t want anyone’s balls in his mouth. I in fact wonder if he is actually Asexual.
And then there is Mani, don’t let her religious thou shall not kill mumbo jumbo fool you. You do not want to be in the same room as her when she is pissed. Hurt her and you’ll be begging either Fenris or Managarm to bite your head off once I’m done with you.
What are you all looking at me for? I’m the comic relief you’re not meant to care about me. Oh fine, I’m Nott the incredible TV addict. My genre savvyness, l33t computer skills and ability to regularly brake the fourth wall have made me invincible, hurt me and the writer herself will cause the world to turn against you…unless she turns against me first for making her write this crap…