"There are 47 items on the list," Tina told her, lying of course but this time he made it obvious by the tone in his voice. Also the unnecessary Southern accent. "But those will come in due time. Like mama always says, don't put your cart in front of the horse, ya damn fool." The car spend quickly down the winding road, zipping past the village closest to them, heading out toward the highway that led to everywhere else on the island.
"To be honest," he confessed, after a pause (and in his normal voice), "I don't know if anything out here is so great. It's just out of there, and that's what I like about it. I've met some pretty unique people in the three years I've been here. Drinking buddies, hole in the wall restaurants I like, fishermen who can tango... got proposed to once when I was a girl... that actually happened just before you came, actually. Everyone got gender switched, it was a trip. I was kinda hot, if you can believe that. In fact, if that version of me was driving the car right now, you'd be over there losing your mind, lezzing out on me." Wagging his eyebrows, Tina grinned smugly. "I was irresistible."