Longbottom Weekly: November 28, 2011 FIC (201 words and longer)
Anonymous wrote Garden of Love for dudley_redeemed. Dudley buys a home in Godric's Hollow only to find out that nothing will grow on his land. Harry introduces Dudley to the wizard with the greenest thumb he knows, Neville. (Neville/Dudley, PG-13) Anonymous wrote Muggle Technology for hp_sexstars. Severus is a size queen; during the summers and breaks, he stars in amateur muggle porn flicks specializing in extreme/oversized insertions. During the school year, he likes to teach while wearing thick arse plugs, hidden beneath his robes. But one of his students finds out and exploits this knowledge. (Neville/Snape/Harry, NC-17) Anonymous wrote When the Moonlight Fades for interhouse_fest. When Pansy comes into his shop acting as if they are friends, not enemies, Neville is confused, and perhaps a bit concerned. As a single father, worried about influences over his daughter, he wonders what the ex-Slytherin who once tried to give his best mate up for death would want from him. But when she offers to help him, first with the shop itself, then with one of the most important expeditions he has ever undertaken since the war, he finds himself accepting her help and more importantly, accepting her. (Neville/Pansy, PG) Anonymous wrote How the Quibbler (Finally) Turned a Profit. Wherein Blaise purchases the Quibbler and implements changes that Luna doesn't like, and Neville just wants to ask Hannah out. (Neville/Hannah, Blaise/Luna, G) Anonymous wrote Penumbra for hp_darkfest. As the 8th year students become mysteriously trapped in their common room with only three square meals and no outside contact, it is up to several students to keep the peace while most everyone goes unhinged. (Neville, Hermione, Draco, PG) yavie_namarie wrote Awkward. He was tempted to suggest that all girls should wear mood rings for the general safety of males. You never know what might set them off... (Neville/Hannah, PG) moltie wrote Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree. Ginny Weasley is at a party and an ex boyfriend is trying to get on her last nerve. Ginny needs to get back at him, but while getting back, she just might find someone that can please a lot more than her lust for revenge... (Neville/Ginny, NC-17) celandineb wrote And in the End. Harry remembers. (Neville/Harry, G)