mr ned calder (nedcar) wrote in londonboroughs, @ 2014-09-17 21:54:00 |
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Gran: This yes vote shite is such a load of rubbish.
Me: If granddad were still alive, he'd move back just to vote yes.
Gran: Only if he wanted a box about the ears he would. Who pays the pensions? Who gives the money for the upkeeps? You want to give a load of Scotsmen the keys to the bloody purse? It'll never open again!
Me: That's being really stereotypical, Gran.
Gran: Making a new parliament, new money, new everything but they want to keep Bessie? It's madness. Thank God we moved back to my people and your dad was born in England. Don't you lot get any ideas, you're well and ENGLISH.
Me: You're terrible.
Gran: You might was well tell your yank to go ring up Obama and tell him to apply to the Commonwealth.
Me: That would mean you wouldn't have to pay so much for Reese Peanut Butter cups.
Gran: This is true. They are lovely.