Sorry for being late!

I didn't think up a theme for June, and nobody suggested any, so for this week, at any rate, I tried a bit of bibliomancy: opened up the dictionary and went for the first word I saw. Thus, this week's prompt is "orthopter."

Yeah, that's what I said. WTF is an orthopter? Fortunately, the dictionary comes with these handy definitions: one of an order of insects including cockroaches, grasshoppers, and locusts. So, erm, presumably also butter bugs? LOL

As always, fics of all length are welcome, as are art and icons. And if you don't find vomit bugs this prompt inspirational, past prompts are always available as well.