"It's nothing," Blaine said quickly as he stepped into the house. Obviously the gesture hadn't been as welcome as he had thought it would be. "Your neighbor had one of those ridiculous stick figure family bumper stickers so I figured I would retaliate by stealing it from their garden."
The story was true, the intention was not. He had hoped it would make the taller boy smile. Instead, he just looked mildly annoyed.
"Sounds good," he said distantly as he followed him into the kitchen. Kurt probably could have told him they were having rattlesnakes and calamari and he would have said the same thing. He was too busy mentally kicking himself for thinking giving his ex-boyfriend a flower would be a good life decision. Stupid, stupid Blaine.