Status on apprehending Mr. Smith LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY
sousuke)
I managed to lock down Mr. Smith in a small barrel with some sticks and a curtain. He called it a ship, but eventually downgraded the object to a tiny boat. Apparently Mr. Smith is not mentally stable since it is, in fact, a barrel with sticks and a curtain. After getting into a lengthy discussion on what constitutes as a ship, I proceeded to swim after Mr. Smith. He proceeded to paddle furiously with some giant seashells in his hands.
There was no other choice but to sink his 'boat'. At 10:37 hours today, I dove underneath the barrel and screwed a hole at the bottom with my tactical knife to disable his flotation device. Upon which he proceeds to swim and squirm away from my grasp. The sharks were also a bit of a safety concern, bit a shot of boron-enhanced flouronitromino explosives I had recently received in a tiny sample pack in the mouth of a giant tree vine plant proved to be very useful in stunning several of them.
By the time that was completed, target Mr. Smith had run off in a fairly feminine manner that I think would be aptly described as “drunken flouncing.”
I’m currently tracking him back on the island and should be able to apprehend him soon.
Current Mood: determined