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LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY killua)
Initializing Audio input. Audio input initalized. Setting paramaters. Audio content as follows: Oh #$@!$! Friggin scythe!! I HATE THIS STUPID THING I'M GONNNA FIND JACK AND MELT IT DOWN!! HEY HEY!! THERE YOU ARE YOU SON OF A- !#$% OUCH!!!!
Watch that thing, will ya?
I'm TRYING Gon! Anyway help me catch him he's too damn fast!
You take the left side then and I'll take the right, we can head him off.
Fine, gimme a sec, gotta get the robe outta the... ok let's go
EXCUSE ME STEPHEN COLBERT-SAN!!!
Why hello young man, what seems to be the rush?
Gahgipywhsoia Don't startle it!
I am sorry, but I may I please AAAHHH!!!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY YOU GREEN CAEPED FREAK!
CHACHUNK
Hi Jack-sa.... heeeeeeeeyyyy!!!
KICK IT OPEN!
Let's knock first
*tap tap* Lee-san?
Throw him out, it'll be better
Who's out there? They're quite polite, no one else has knocked since I got here!
It's a lost art
He's not gonna let us in just kick! or I'll have to use the scythe.
*thump...... thump* I think it's reinforced... Was Sousuke-san in this cabin?
Indeed, I didn't realize Satan would know that. Have you been taking etiquette classes to blend in with the masses?
Sousuke's been in them all. He's such a pain in the ass.
Stephen Colbert-san!! We must not let them in!!
Why on earth not? That's the nice little boy who lied to me about my hand, isn't it?
Yes, I know how to eat with a knife and fork too, it's revolutionary. Learnt from a tribe of lemurs
Nonsense, I would expect Satan to lie. Lemurs clearly eat with sticks.
IT'S YOUR HAND!
What payment are you offering for your protection, mate?
I do not deal with PIRATES!!
stomp stomp stomp cachunk, Welcome, make yourselves at home.
My had is not able to eat people, I'm sorry you're so confused little boy.
Oh dear the the rude boy is here as well
No!! STEPHEN COLBERT-SAN!!
Oh, look they opened it, see? Knocking works.
Hehe! Got you now! HAAA~!
TAG!!
RUN!!
TAG! NO TAGBACKS! HAH!
TAG!
What? Wait, who's it?
Not me, I said no tagbacks
Killua-san has the mark!! Killua-san is it!!
No I don't or can you see through robes?
Let me see.
I saw your wrist when you picked up the scythe!
SLAP!
Waaaaaa??? Oh man!!
GON! You du...
Here, Jack-san can add it to his collection.
BANG SMASH
CRASH
Don't tag me, I can't go back to Aunt Mito with a tattoo, she'd kill me.
What- Seriously not again..
You are not even IT!! KILLUA_SAN!!
Hmm have any of you seen my hand?
SO WHAT!!
It's in Lee-kun's coffin.
Golmur, help me with this er... Floorboard
Oh, how handy, where is that again?
Omph!!
It's in Killua and Lee-kun's cabin.
Ah ha! Gone. Thanking you kindly.
Oh OH!! HAAA!
OH CRAP!
SWISH SWISH
Guck!!
Awwooooooooooooooooooooooo
Be careful with that!
Stay out of the way and you don't have to worry. Freak.
My hair!
Watch out Stephen-Colbert-san!! HA!! TAG!!!
Is this yours, Jack-san?
I'm gonna kill you you stupid friggin
SLAP
smack
CRACK
Whack!!
It was, you can keep it for a souvenir if you like.
SMMMMACK
How long are you guys going to be at that, I'm getting hungry.
Twack!!! HA!
HRACK! HAH
I am
SMACK
sorry Gon-kun!!
SMACK
smack
smack smack smack
Where's the cook person? He was obliged to deliver before.
Well this is interesting, but really you boys should take this outside.
Crash, thud thud thud
Please keeeeeeeeeeship ah, what did I do you blasted... Thing...
Oh, I am sorry, Stephen Colbert san
Oh... OH! Goodness does that make me it? Who's it now? OH THAT'S AWFUL. Like that arm hasn't suffered enough.
Are you all right?
I'll wait to eat in the cafeteria.
I truly apologize
BOOOOOM!
Bring me some rum will you, I prefer not to have it on fire
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Uhhh
It sounded like it came from outside
...I hear something familiar...
I hope that was the cafeteria, it could only make the food better
Do you mean that skittering sound?
yeah, like a small flesh eating woodland creature...
I hear it too wait...
Oh, yes, I hear it also
wait...
Flesh eating? Well that's no big...
It is getting closer
OH GOD IT'S STEPHEN'S SEVERED HAND! IT GOT OUT!
Oh dear
Oh good! Come on over, I’d like to get you where you belong!
Where's my broom!!!??
Don't have to tell me twice, pardon me... Thump thump thump thump thumpthump thump thump thump
door, Gon-kun!!
Stop running boys you can't all fit out at once.
have to BLOCK THE DOOR!!
*draaaaaaaaag scrape scrape... scrape*
What's the big deal about a hand?
oh... oh eeew
That's FRIGGIN GROSS!
Hurry! Another bunk! Pull another bunk!
THE WINDOW IT IS!!
Hey that's my hand you're talking about.
ERRRRRFFF
KILLUA-SAN!!! BEHIND YOU!!!
HUH?!
HOLY SHIT!
Sheet! SHEET!
Language boys.
Hey do you think if I touch it...?
Nooo a sheet to cover the windows!
Shut up you stupid old man!
I believe Gon-kun said "Sheet"
That's what I said!
I really don't like you you little brat. I'm glad you haven't taken after him little boy
Crick creeeeek crackle
THE WINDOW!! It’s CRACKING!! THE GROSS THING'S GONNA GET IN!
*thump thump*
THE ISLAND'S GONNA KILL US~!!
WHY WOULD CHINA WANT US DEAD?!?!?
Oh, that one is my broom, I haven't decided if it's a good thing or a bad thing yet.. it's not China!
ARE YOU STUPID It’s NOT CHINA DUMBASS!
oh
Oh. He says. Stupid friggin...
China has like 85 billion people...
I see!! That is very interesting, Gon-kun!
I think it's more like 678,945,823 people
And they wear cool straw hats too, and long braids.