islandmoderator (islandmoderator) wrote in living_island, @ 2007-10-22 17:11:00 |
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Current mood: | MINTY |
Minty Fresh Success!
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY irken_elite)
Ahhh, the minty fresh smell of success is mine!
I must report to my Tallest on the peculiarities of paste. My original findings indicate that paste is a sticky substance mainly of the white and tasteless variety, generally used by human worm children at Skool as a source of nutrition before and or after lunch. Its sticky nature also creates a bond between objects in order to fuse them together. Fusing is a popular activity at Skool.
I of course in my amazingy genius have discovered that paste is an excellent counter to earth's horrible horrible "water". When coated in this paste the irken skin is no longer susceptible to burny pain and sizzley agony.
I have successfully conquered this Gon-paste and taken it for my own! The tingley minty freshness of victory lingers in my mouth! The Skool paste was a lot more... see through... and not so lumpy... and WHY ARE THERE LITTLE BLACK BUGS FOLLOWING ME?
AHHHH! MY FOOT! MY SLIMEY LEAFY BUGGY FOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT! GET THEM OFF OFFF I SAY! NOOOO! THEY WANT MY PASTE! IT'S ZIMS PASTE! ZIMS I SAY! ZIMSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OBEY MEEEEEEE!