I'm sorry the webjerks have gotten you down, and forced me to actually work to get my fix of fics (this is as clever as I get, by the way).
I hope you don't mind having a lurker on your list, because when I'm confronted with a blank page to write on, my mind tends to reflect the page instead of the other way around. I do deeply admire your talent.
I have to thank you for this, though. I'm trying to start a business, and I know that having an Insane Journal site will be great for business, but I probably would never have gotten around to signing up without this push (pathetic, I know). Now all I need to do is set up an actual page...