Tilda & Geoff @ Steak and Legs. Who: Tilda and GEOFF. What: Random Meeting Where: Steak and Legs When: St Patty’s day; Monday night Rating: Swearage? Open? To GEOFF.
On March 17, everyone believed they were Irish. Everyone except for Tilda Maddock, who refused to take part in a celebration inspired by the same country that had spawned boy band Westlife. Steak and Legs had, however, gone Irish for the night. What little that the strippers were wearing, was green and the Guinness was flowing so freely that the floor behind the bar was thoroughly soaked in the thick, sticky, liquid. Every patron had a beer in hand and as the night progressed, the club became more packed, more noisy.
Pushing her way through the crowd of grappling hands, Tilda was only too happy to finally make it behind the bar; on most nights she would have loathed bar-duty, but the patrons seemed particularly grabby that Monday night and she didn’t have time to abuse every single man (or woman) that grabbed her ass on Saint Patrick’s day. Pushing a trio of glasses across the counter-top and towards a customer, she threw the bills in the cash register and turned her attention towards the next paying-customer, “What do you want?” she asked briskly.