DATE: Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
BIRTHDAYS: Jared, Nick.
WEATHER: The sun is peaking through the clouds and the rain has stopped. It’s still hot with air you damn near have to swim through, but hopefully relief is on the way.
EVENTS: If you were of a mind to go to the park and enjoy the bright and bizarre scenery now that the rain has stopped… guess again.
Apparently frat guys ended up in the hospital after eating the glitterberries. One of them had what certainly qualifies as a ‘bad trip’ and tried to relieve his buddies of the worms he thought he saw crawling under their skin. When the police showed up to try and subdue him he climbed on top of the roof and jumped because he thought he could fly. Long story short, he couldn’t.
So once one of the frat brothers sobered up enough to say they all experienced hallucinations after eating glitterberries in the park… yeah, the government kind of got on that stuff like white on rice. The entire park has been blocked off and declared a biohazard while the craziness is being investigated. Several nearby buildings have been placed under alert as well. Authorities are on high alert.
Oh. By the way. For anyone who tried the berries but
didn’t try to hurt someone… well, you really better hope you didn’t try and save some for a rainy day. Let’s just say they do
not keep well. They still look the same, and
smell even better… buuut once you taste them you’re going to have a pretty violent headtrip and you’ll probably try to kill anyone who, you know, looks at you. Enjoy!