David Goliath Flint (davidisgoliath) wrote in life_beyond, @ 2009-10-11 21:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | *complete, -npc: parent, -place: hogwarts, 2021-01, archie macdonald, cassie carmichael |
HOWLER: To Archibald Hector Horatio McDonald
Date: January 11th, 2021
Characters: Natalie McDonald (NPC), Archie McDonald, anyone close enough to get hit by the shrapnel..
Location: the Great Hall, breakfast
Status: Private in the sense of being completely in Public
Summary: it's red and it shrieks, stand well back!
Completion: Complete
The bright red Howler fluttered ominously above the Ravenclaw table before pouncing with earnest upon an unsuspecting Archie.
"ARCHIBALD HECTOR HORATIO MCDONALD, WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING, LETTING YOUR FATHER STAY IN YOUR TREEHOUSE OF ALL PLACES, YOU DO REALISE HE'S BEEN THERE FOR WEEKS, IT'S RIDICULOUS, WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBOURS SAY IF THEY KNEW, I CAN'T THINK HOW YOU IN GOOD CONSCIENCE JUST WALTZED BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEFT HIM THERE, YOU DO REALISE HE'S BEEN COMING INTO MY HOUSE FOR FOOD AND BATHS AND I WANT YOU TO THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT HOW I MIGHT HAVE DISCOVERED THIS REALLY FASCINATING FACT!!!
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO HANG OUT AT NICK'S, I DON'T THINK A PARTY WITH DRINKING AND CAMPING COUNTS AS 'HANGING OUT', DO YOU??? ALSO, LOVE INTEREST? LOVE INTEREST??? WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF THIS? KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME IS ONE THING, I EXPECT THAT FROM A TEENAGER, BUT SINCE WHEN IS JACK SLOPER YOUR CONFIDANTE? I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL!
I EXPECT A SERIOUS CHAT NEXT HOGSMEADE VISIT, AND DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN SLOPE OFF TO THE SWEET SHOP AND AVOID ME!"
And with that, it burst into ashes over his breakfast.