Bean boy. He might have been better off introducing himself. He'd rather not be stuck with a nickname that was a reference to his canned food of choice. And on top of that could be taken as an insinuation of his rather thin physique (which had only gotten thinner since the end of the world).
He kicked his legs off the couch and slouched up the stairs (he really could have used that nap), "Okay, okay." It was easy to find the master bedroom since that weird girl had already done the work for him and helpfully left the door open. "Anything good?"