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Tweak says, "Yaaarrrrp!"

Lia Valencia | Aphrodite (philommeides) wrote in letalesquee,
@ 2011-10-30 18:28:00

In which we discuss an AU...
... in which Adam is inhabited by Ares.

S (6:11:09 PM): If Ares were housed in someone gentle and sweet - say like an Adam - Aphrodite would always be trying to get her vessel to provoke him
S (6:11:25 PM): She'd be like "Just slap him, he'll love it, I swear"
A (6:11:47 PM): LOLOLOL
A (6:11:52 PM): What a fabulous AU that would be
A (6:12:17 PM): I can see Adam waking up from an Ares/Dite sex romp just covered in bruises and bites
A (6:12:22 PM): Being like O.O;;
S (6:12:33 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL
S (6:12:37 PM): POOR ADAM
S (6:12:48 PM): Alex would make a TERRIBLE vessel for Aphrodite
S (6:12:53 PM): Dite would be like OH MY GOD HER CLOTHES
S (6:12:55 PM): OH MY GOD
S (6:13:01 PM): OH MY GOD SHE HASN'T HAD SEX SINCE WHEN???
S (6:13:03 PM): OH MY GOD
A (6:13:05 PM): LOLOLba;riarweha
S (6:13:16 PM): LOLOLOL She'd totally have a fit of the vapors
A (6:13:30 PM): So would Ares when he had to ride around in Adam the Pacifist
S (6:13:39 PM): LOLOLOLOL
A (6:13:39 PM): That whole scene with Charlie would've made him so sullen for AGES
S (6:13:45 PM): LOLOLOLOLEghjpo;snh;oynha4rey
S (6:13:47 PM): 'p;olngrlk;sn.erh;lnsdrhl;n
S (6:13:48 PM): LOLOLOLOLL
S (6:13:55 PM): YOU SHOULD HAVE DECAPITATED HER
S (6:13:57 PM): LOLOLOLL
A (6:13:59 PM): He'd have been screaming like a psycho monkey in a cage

Ares in Adam

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	pavornocturnus 2011-10-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Saturdaily (6:13:55 PM): YOU SHOULD HAVE DECAPITATED HER LOLOLOLOL (Reply to this) (Thread)

	philommeides 2011-10-30 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just sayin', you know that's what Ares'd be thinking! :D LOLOLOL (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sheltering_sky 2011-10-30 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	And in trying to do so, Charlie would've tased Adam to death, and Ares would've been left to find another, better suited host... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladyofaralu 2011-10-31 12:05 am UTC (link)
	BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOLOLOL What's best is that Adam has like no weapons! I just imagine Ares trying to use a completely inappropriate object to do it, not realizing it wasn't really a weapon... like a toy lightsaber or something... BAHAHAHAHA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torden 2011-10-31 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Throws rolled up socks at Charlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheltering_sky 2011-10-31 11:53 am UTC (link)
	God, he really would've died hard, wouldn't he. (Reply to this) (Parent)