Aphrodite has shrugged and just wants it noted that the most shocking things that go on in their bedroom (and kitchen, and veranda, and living room, and elevator, etc) do not necessarily involve whips and chains and grievous bodily harm. >.>
(Though those are fun, too.)
Also, Aphrodite adds, laugh all you want, but those gyrations come in VERY HANDY ALL THE TIME. Haaaaaay! :D