LOL! One of the instruments I just play around with is a tenor sax, though I don't have one at the moment. I figure that would give me a head start on the alto, at least!
(My instrument in high school band was a flute, but for those of us he thought could handle it my band director would randomly stick us with different instruments for pep band. I walked in one day and he handed me the tenor and told me I was playing it at the next game. Aaaand I did. Because I didn't want to know what would happen if I didn't.)