Moana 1. What would you kill for? What would you die for? I wouldn’t. And that’s to both, so you know. I hate to get my hands dirty, and it seems very silly to die for something when you can do so much more when you’re alive. 2. What would you refuse to do under any circumstances? Why? Coprophagia . I’m sure my good friend Google can tell you why. 3. What do you dream about? I dream about the ocean quite a bit. A dream I’ve had more than once is looking at the sun shining on the water, and then I cup my hands in the water and when I bring them up the sunlight has turned to gold, and it’s overflowing my palms. 4. What’s your biggest fear? Visible signs of aging. 5. What single object you would be most hard pressed to part with? Why? Just one thing? Oh, if I have to pick just one [takes an inordinately long amount of time to decide] then I’d have to say my gold and diamond necklace. It’s beautiful, and priceless. 6. What is your fondest memory? The first time I took a customer independent of the agency, and I could set my own rules and didn’t have to surrender a cut. 7. What is your worst memory? Oh, I could tell you some stories. Except, of course, confidentiality gets in the way. The very worst, though, is a client who tried to engage me in blood play even though my contract specifically states that I won’t do anything that leaves scars. Since he already had me tied down for a scene, I’m just glad I was able to scream lawsuit loud enough that he paid attention. 8. What or who was your most significant influence? Expound. My mentor, when I first joined the agency. She gave me excellent advice and it’s thanks to her that I was confident enough to set up on my own. 9. What do you believe makes a successful life? Having enough money for luxuries, and being adored. 10. What makes you laugh? Men are very silly creatures sometimes. I try not to laugh in front of them, though. 11. What are your religious views? I would consider myself agnostic, but I also believe that if my clients want to worship and waste money on something, it should be me. 12. What is your greatest strength? I’m very good at reading people and knowing what they want, so that I can make their experiences pleasant. 13. Do you have a fatal flaw? If so, what is it? I’ll admit, sometimes I get a little jealous. I don’t like to share my men. 14. Who is the most important person in your life? Though all of my clients are important to me, my parents are still the most important people in my life. They raised me, and they accept me even if they don’t approve of all my choices in life. 15. If you died, who would miss you most? How do you think you'll die? My clients will all miss me tremendously. Though, honestly, I will probably die being ripped to shreds by jealous lovers.