1. For all her perverted comments and know-it-all attitude, Joss hasn’t slept around that much and doesn’t want to. Sex is something that’s uncomfortable for her – it never goes as planned and she’s always left hurt at the end. She hasn’t gotten to the point where she’ll stop trying though – she’s just not heartbroken if an evening doesn’t end up that way.
2. Those umbrellas in cocktails? They make her life. Kinda.
3. She wants to learn how to do the dance of the seven veils one day. It’s in her to-do book.
4. Said to-do book doesn’t have much in it – there aren’t even names of people in it, though she’ll tell you Robert Pattinson, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Paris Hilton are in it. Those names were chosen at random.
5. If someone got her to sit down and take an IQ test (and really take it rather than fuck it up for whatever reason,) her score would be at least a 130. She’s a lot smarter than people give her credit for – not that it isn’t justified, as she makes some stupid decisions. She just can’t be bothered to employ her mind or care.
6. A part of her, deep down and related to her fable, knows she’s not a strong person. Far from it. It’s part of why she pushes herself towards danger so much.
7. She adores pina coladas. And getting caught in the rain. And long walks in the moonlight – and the taste of champagne…
8. She’d like to live somewhere warm, because she’s only ever lived in cold rainy places. It bothers her greatly, but not enough to make her move.
9. Even though she and Sherri have talked about it, Joss still isn’t quite over the “YOU LEFT ME” shit. This next event probably won’t help either, as she’ll view it as personal abandonment – again. Needless to say, Joss takes things way too personally.
10. Sometimes, when she’s alone and distracted by something, she can be content. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does Joss is finally at peace – that is, until she realizes what’s truly going on.