• What do you consider your greatest achievement? It's difficult to decide on just one! If I must make a choice, I would have to say the last design I sold! It was my finest yet. But my next one will be even better. They always are.
• What is your idea of perfect happiness? I'm always happy. What is there to be unhappy about?
• What is your current state of mind? Fine as wine!
• What is your favorite occupation? Fashion design - I'm going to make my own line.
• What is your most treasured possession? My hats! An outfit is never complete without one, you know.
• What or who is the greatest love of your life? I already said fashion is my passions, what else do you need?
• What is your favorite journey? I love to get lost and learn more of the city.
• What is your most marked characteristic? Aside from my energy, my height, and my good looks? I always stand out in a crowd! My style is simply stunning.
• When and where were you the happiest? Now!
• What is it that you most dislike? Things that don't work out.
• What is your greatest fear? I'm not afraid of anything, you know. It's what happens when you're so tall.
• What is your greatest extravagance? My new bed! It's huge! You should come see it. ;) I promise you'll like it.
• Which living person do you most despise? There are some not very nice people where I used to live. That's why I had to leave.
• What is your greatest regret? Regrets are ridiculous. If you always do what you want, you don't have them.
• Which talent would you most like to have? I am very talented. I can do anything that I really want to.
• Where would you like to live? This place is perfect.
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? The hospital.
• What is the quality you most like in a man? Amazing ass.
• What is the quality you most like in a woman? Bountiful breasts.
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I like everything about myself! What is there not to like?
• What is the trait you most deplore in others? There are a lot of people who are just no fun. Everyone really needs to learn how to have more fun.
• What do you most value in your friends? Not doing silly things like saying "Theo, don't you think you've had enough," or asking me to slow down.
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction? I don't like fiction much anymore, real life is so much more interesting!
• Whose are your heroes in real life? Tim Gunn <333
• Which living person do you most admire? I don't know! I can't pick just one! I really like everybody, most of the time!
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Chastity. And patience.
• On what occasions do you lie? It's just such a hassle to keep lies straight, I don't do it a lot, but sometimes you just have to.
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse? None! I vary my vocabulary vociferously!
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Absolutely nothing!
• What are your favorite names? Names for what? There are all sorts of interesting names. Right now I like names beginning with M.
• How would you like to die? While doing something fun! Like skydiving! Or bungee jumping. Or in a high speed chase!
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? One of those little purse dogs, because it would be funny to be so small. But it would only be fun for so long, so I'd have to run in front of a truck or something so I could give it another shot. And then after that maybe a bird because flying would also be cool.