• What do you consider your greatest achievement? Getting out of college capable of surviving in the real world.
• What is your idea of perfect happiness? Fitting in A law deeming butt tattoos illegal.
• What is your current state of mind? Worried A little bored, but that's not a good thing to feel in Bellum. Dinosaurs might show up.
• What is your favorite occupation? Being a tattoo artist sure beats working in Hot Topic.
• What is your most treasured possession? My grandmother gave me a necklace of hers before she passed, when I was 12. It's pretty.
• What or who is the greatest love of your life? I'm twenty-three. That's a dumb question.
• What is your favorite journey? Doesn't matter where, as long as I'm on my new bike.
• What is your most marked characteristic? My enormous nose My adorable wit, of course.
• When and where were you the happiest? Senior year of college, right after I failed my first test. It was like reaching Nirvana, I swear.
• What is it that you most dislike? Fake people.
• What is your greatest fear? Being aloneNever being acceptedGetting left behind every step of the way Getting fat.
• What is your greatest extravagance? My new bike. But I don't care - I love her.
• Which living person do you most despise? My auntFaithEvery roommate I've ever had I'm an equal opportunity hater - everybody gets the same treatment.
• What is your greatest regret? Ever giving her the time of dayGiving a shit when clearly it doesn't matter Never really getting into Lost before it was so far along that it was impossible to really watch.
• Which talent would you most like to have? I've got magic, bitch, what more can you want? The ability to make stupid or annoying people disappear.
• Where would you like to live? I'm not sure. I like it here, but somewhere further west might be nice. Flat roads are great for bikes.
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Being surrounded by people that are all on the same wavelength and you're the only one that isn't in on it, and you all know it.
• What is the quality you most like in a man? Being able to deal with me without either treating me like a guy or a damsel in distress.
• What is the quality you most like in a woman? Not being a two-faced bitch.
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My temperMy inability to talk to peopleMy foot in mouth syndrome Sometimes I don't know when to lay off the snark.
• What is the trait you most deplore in others? Backstabbing.
• What do you most value in your friends? The fact that they can stick with me even though I'm a psycho bitch.
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Batman
• Whose are your heroes in real life? My uncle, Susan B. Anthony, and Boudica
• Which living person do you most admire? My uncle, probably.
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Temperance
• On what occasions do you lie? When the truth is too awkward or painful.
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "Whatever."
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My noseMy temperEverythingMy poor social skills The ability to breathe fire would be pretty cool.
• What are your favorite names? Boys names for girls is always pretty funny.
• How would you like to die? I don't want to die I don't know. I don't think my preference has any bearing on what will happen, so why bother?
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? A cat.
• What is your motto? Life's a bitch, now so am I.