THE OOC VERSION
Of Joanie's "What I learned tonight" meme. We haven't done "Things I've learned from Bellum" in quite a while.
Here's a few of my favorites:
1. Go to sleep with the following things in your pockets: a pocket knife, flashlight, room key, ID (Full moons only), pen, and paper. 2. Like social security numbers, you do not give out your room number. Addendum a. Do not give out your full name. Addendum b. Do not give out your fable. Addendum c. Do not tell anyone anything. 3. If you meet a nice guy, he's probably a serial killer. Run now. 4. People who turn furry make the best shags. 5. You do not eat any food, anyone gives you until it's been tested. (See Sweeney Todd for further examples.) 6. You're nowhere near as crazy as the guy (or girl) next door. 7. Keep a dream diary. 8. Get a library card. Check out every book published before a hundred years ago. Now. 9. Do not pull two all-nighters in a row. Even if you'll save lives if you do so. 10. When you decide to pull a nutty and hurt someone, actually kill them. Addendum a. Hide the body, REALLY well. Addendum b. Actually burn the body. Then hide the ashes.