Eliot would NEVER do this, but I take liberties. 1) Full name? warren 'fuck if i'm telling you my middle name' eliot. 2) How old are you? 34. 3) Height? 6' the last time they checked. 4) Do you have any bad habits? ha. bad to me or bad to others? if you're looking for the latter, people would usually say smoking, drinking my weight in coffee, being rude and messy. 5) Are you a virgin? why the fuck do you care? no. 6) Who is your mate/spouse? do i look married to you? 7) Favorite food? coffee 8) Favorite ice cream flavor? coffee 9) Have you ever killed anyone?not dir no. 10) Do you hate anyone? yes. 11) Any secrets? anyone who says they don't have any is a liar. 12) Do you have any piercings or tattoos? yes. 13) Love? remind me why that's your business? 14) TACOS? i'm a red-blooded american. what do you think? 15) Ever slept in all day? yes, after working all night. 16) Favorite show/movie?the maltese falcon, or anything bogey i don't watch television. 17) Favorite musician/band? i enjoy the classics. 18) Eye color? green. 19) Skin? what the fuck? yes, i have skin. 20) Rain or sunshine? rain. it drowns out almost everything else. 21) Pool or beach? neither. i like playing pool, if that helps. 22) Cat or dog? i'd forget i had a pet and end up killing them. 23) Do you believe in aliens? i don't have enough data to 'believe' in them. do i think that it is statistically possible for there to be life somewhere else in the universe? absolutely. i'm not an idiot. 24) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage? no. 25) Any unusual things about you? you want to ask the people who associate with me about this. they'll have a lot to say. 26) How much food/drink do you need in a day? i think i average 10 cups of coffee, the rest varies. 27) Favorite place? New York. 28) Now, chicken dance. fuck you.