Samuel Jessop (newprometheus) wrote in letalesquee, @ 2010-01-04 23:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | what i learned from bellum |
Let's inagurate this shit because I am so very, very bored tonight:
THINGS I LEARNED FROM BELLUM THIS WEEK
1. Don't do drugs.
2. Seriously don't do drugs.
3. Alcohol is bad for you.
4. Never call a Romanian to do a mafia job.
5. Pole dancers can and will defy the laws of physics.
6. Snarky bitches are also forgetful. So it has been written.
7. Shiloh and Trenton are incredibly distracting if I leave that tab open.
8. Sometimes when you have a bad day, blondes just appear on your bed, like the sexual frustration fairy.
Help me out here guys, let's roll this list on.