Aiden Shepard [ Abraham Van Helsing ] (arcere) wrote in letalesquee,
YEAH WELL, VAN HELSING KNOWS MOST PASSAGES IN THE BIBLE. YOU KNOW, THAT HOLY BOOK WHAT REPELS YOU? CAN'T USE THOSE AWESOME VAMPIRE POWERZ IF YOU CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO USE THEM.
Oh god, he might. If he ever gets really, really drunk, he totally might. Somehow manage to stagger up to the top floor and shove an envelope full of glitter under the door. Then somehow manage to get back down the stairs without falling ...
PFFFFF Aw c'mon Vlad. Sparkly vampires are hip. Get with the times, man.