YEAH WELL VLAD HAS AWESOME VAMPIRE POWERZ. SO HA, AIDEN. HA.
LOL a glitter-gram! DO IT. Then he can go walk around in the sunlight and the glitter he couldn't get off will SPARKLE and then people can laugh.
Once he finds out what this Twilight thing actually is... well, don't be surprised if R. Pattz and Co. end up 'mysteriously' disappearing. Along with Stephanie Meyer, of course. >____>