Beating his head on the wall was starting sound attractive, mainly because it was one activity that would feel good when he stopped.
Blast this younger generation and their high morals. Severus lifted his head, looking Charlie in the eye and lied.
"Currently, I want some quiet kissing. Maybe later, if we find ourselves compatible, we will do more." He thought his brain was going to explode. In the back of his mind, he could hear his cousin Jamie laughing hysterically at that whopper.