Jan. 19th, 2008


A hearty welcome to the founder of scientific socialism!

Greetings, [info]kmarx! Welcome to Vienna! We at the Communist Party are very happy to see you here!

ETA: I thought you were dead. Since several unscientific atrocities defying natural laws have been happening recently, it figures that there must be some sort of shady deal going on! I'm quite happy to see some good has come out of it, though. Strange things always happen when you're in exile! *scratches head*

ETA#2: Please add me, Herr Marx? *_* I am a big fan of yours!! Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please??

Dec. 23rd, 2007


I have a little something for you Pan-Germans...

Both the one called Goebbels and Hilter, because you seem a bit repressed.


Dec. 20th, 2007


Viennese Weekend Radio Program

Welcome to the Viennese Weekend Radio Program. Today, we bring to you a particularly delicious cooking program for the holidays! This pie, known as the Revolutionary Pie, will be a hit with your contemporaries especially if you're holding a communist party!

How to make Revolutionary Pie, in authentic Soviet Bukharin-style!

1 kg flour
2 cups of domestic capital investment saturation
10 cups imperialism
3 cups of proletarian exploitation
1 cup of the inevitable imperial war
5 grams of your lowest quality Tsarist lackeys
1 gram Raspurtin

And for seasoning, some parsley and:
1 tablespoon of the revolutionary vanguard
5 teaspoons of armaments

Step 1:
Mix the two cups of domestic capital investment saturation and imperialism together, stir them well.
Step 2:
Fry the proletarian exploitation in a pan. Shoot them a few times. Do not stir, it will simmer on its own. Use only top quality proletarian exploitation. They must be kept at minimum temperature and subsistence level.
Step 3:
Do something with the flour, like lock it up in a barn for the soldiers and make bread with it. When War Communism is over, we may then take it out and give it to the peasants.
Step 4:
Sprinkle 5 teaspoons of armaments with 1 tablespoon of revolutionary vanguard. This seasoning is crucial to the recipe!
Step 5:
Put the inevitable imperial war into the oven and set the oven settings to high. When the oven explodes, you may pour everything else into the pile. Be sure to add the seasonings! Remember to wear protective mittens, or you'll burn yourself.
Step 6:
Step 7:

- Serves the proletariat of the world!

Dec. 18th, 2007


From Commiejournal: National Library Dec. 15th, 2007 @ 01:21 am

Hm, I need to go to the National library instead. I wonder who actually borrowed the copies of Otto Bauer... Must be some grad student doing their thesis.

This is the perfect time to change garment and keep a low profile, just in case.

Hans seems to be hanging out around with the homeless again. I have warned him not to sabotage our mission, since his mouth seems a bit lax. Rosa and Karl must have a hard time dealing with him.

Anyway, I passed by his hostel just now. He completely didn't recognize me. >:)

OOC: Holy shit.

Note: This is a backup post of this. This shit is tedious -_-; Let's hope IJ doesn't crap out on us.