Ach! Nein nein nein! I understand you perfectly well, you're dressed up as a man so that zees degenerate Russians won't molest you. I understand you! You're ze perfekt lady, Nickie!
Ach! You found mein painting! I am HAPPY to see it did not fall into the hands of some FILTHY old man, but into the arms of my beloved Nickie! Since mein painting fell into your arms, I'm sure it won't hurt you to hold me as well!