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Nikolai Ivanovich (rubashov) wrote in leftandright,
@ 2008-01-29 15:41:00

Current mood:

cheerful

Welcome, Iron Felix!
Greetings, comrades! We at the party welcome our Polish comrade in arms, Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, iron_felix to Vienna!

To celebrate the occasion, I have drawn a sketch of our fellow Marxist Felix with the Sword of Revolution. I couldn't find the Ring To Rule Them All, so I'm afraid that you'll have to make do with the sword. :)

I'm sure the Old Man would approve, but just in case, I've also ~~doodled his face while at one of those accursed, long and boring meetings~~ drawn his portrait!

I have been selecting creative works for the advancement of the socialist cause, and this Communist Pingu video has struck me as extremely... cute! Watch it, Vienna! This is the utopia of workers and cute penguins that will await us after the international revolution!

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	iron_felix 2008-01-29 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, yes! March little penguins! Bask in the glory of the revolution! Equality and Ice cream for all! No longer will Tsarists and Kulaks deny the workers their treats! (Reply to this) (Thread)

rubashov
2008-01-29 02:25 pm UTC (link)

Indeed! Those imperialists will self-implode anyway... And soon there will be peace, treats and igloos for all penquins! Such is the beauty of communism, a beautiful law of history, like the law of nature... *dreamy nod*

Ah well, back to analysing economics for the imperialist war!

Oh, yeah, what brings you to Vienna, comrade? Besides being exiled- I'm currently studying economics at the Viennese University.

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iron_felix
2008-01-29 03:00 pm UTC (link)

Laying low, mostly. The Okhranka tried to imprison me for my revolutionary activities, but I escaped. I figured if I was going to take it on the lamb, why not do it someplace nice? Vienna has the beautiful blue Danube, fine music, Sachertorte! And the architecture! The buildings here are magnificent. If I must be in hiding, why not eat chocolate cake, surrounded by massive stone monuments to the corruption of the Habsburgs for inspiration?

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	rubashov 2008-01-29 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Iron Felix! You are truly a cultured man... There is nothing sweeter than wine mingled with the blood of the people's enemies! In fact, you make me feel like quoting Goethe! Talents are best nurtured in solitude; character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Goethe (Reply to this) (Parent)

	joseph_goebbels 2008-01-29 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Such decadent tripe! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rubashov 2008-01-29 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you haven't finished celebrating bourgeoisie opiate-of-the-masses holidays? Clearly, you fascists aren't only the enemies of the workers, you also are the enemies of cute penquins! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

joseph_goebbels
2008-01-29 03:01 pm UTC (link)

I am the enemy of DECADENCE. The Nazi party is the party of the worker. THE REAL WORKER, not lazy Bolsheviks who prefer to gulp vodka and bang good German girls. You see, that is where you are mistaken. You define "worker" as some lazy slob asleep at his broken down machine. We Nazis work hard to create a glorious Third Reich and a better world for all Aryans to live together in peace and harmony.

They rest of you will be removed. You sully our happy place and I cannot this allow.

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	rubashov 2008-01-29 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Don't blame us if you can't get laid! We work hard to vanguard the proletarian revolution... Of course German girls love us! Unlike you Nazis, we know how to party... and we have higher alcohol tolerance than you Germans and your schnapps are for girls! That's right, you drink like girls! We are real men! puffs chest (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rubashov 2008-01-29 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	:( Why do you hate cute penguins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

joseph_goebbels
2008-01-29 03:02 pm UTC (link)

There is no place for "teh cute" in teh Glorious Reich!!!

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	rubashov 2008-01-29 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	What about goebbelskinder? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron_felix 2008-01-29 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	You have heard Goebbels! "NO MOR CUTE IN ZE REICH!!!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubashov 2008-01-30 01:04 am UTC (link)
	:((( Indeed, these imperialists are truly evil! We revolutionaries now have one more thing to save - the cute! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron_felix 2008-01-30 01:26 am UTC (link)
	All is not lost, though, comrade! Their exile from the Reich means the dirndl-wearing cuties will flock to US!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubashov 2008-01-30 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm... I should make cute propaganda posters... (Reply to this) (Parent)