Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "What's your sign?"

Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me
  • Create Account
  • IJ Login
  • OpenID Login
Search by : 
  • View
    • Create Account
    • IJ Login
    • OpenID Login
  • Journal
    • Post
    • Edit Entries
    • Customize Journal
    • Comment Settings
    • Recent Comments
    • Manage Tags
  • Account
    • Manage Account
    • Viewing Options
    • Manage Profile
    • Manage Notifications
    • Manage Pictures
    • Manage Schools
    • Account Status
  • Friends
    • Edit Friends
    • Edit Custom Groups
    • Friends Filter
    • Nudge Friends
    • Invite
    • Create RSS Feed
  • Asylums
    • Post
    • Asylum Invitations
    • Manage Asylums
    • Create Asylum
  • Site
    • Support
    • Upgrade Account
    • FAQs
    • Search By Location
    • Search By Interest
    • Search Randomly

adolfhitler ([info]adolfhitler) wrote in [info]leftandright,
@ 2008-01-12 17:05:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Current mood:accomplished
Entry tags:events: 1. nickie ze valkyrie, events: nazis & commies = love, starring: adolf hitler, team member: adolfhitler

OMG!!! NICKIE'S FRIENDSTER PICTURES!!!!!!
QUICK! Josef! Tell me, if zeese PICTURES I FOUND ON NICKIE'S FRIENDSTER ARE TRUE ARYAN BODS!!!!!!! I NO U R ZE BEST, I WOULD ASK HIMMSLER BUT HE EES NOT AROUND




UND ZIS ONE SAID "STALIN AND I"?!?!??!

Mein herz BRENNT!!!!!! IF I EVER SEE THIS STALIN GUY........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




PS: NICE TITS NICKIE


(Post a new comment)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-12 03:42 pm UTC (link)
*A*;;;;

I was absolutely unaware that I have boobs until now.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-13 03:49 am UTC (link)
IT LOOKS NICE ON YOU. CAN IT BE TITFACE TIEM NAO?

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
rushes forward to press his face against [info]rubashov's chest

NICKIE MOMMY

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-14 12:30 am UTC (link)
...You Nazis really do make Freud proud, don't you? It's as if you exist solely to prove that he's right. *eyeroll*

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-14 12:43 am UTC (link)
VAT DO YOU CHICKS KNOW? U R NAIVE, CUTE, CUDDLY THINGS! UND ZAT IS VY I LOEV U SO

Ve exist to prove Freud right AND ALSO to go to Oktoberfest!!!!!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-14 11:41 am UTC (link)
xD

I bet you're waving your mug of beer around while you're saying that.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
NEIN NEIN NEIN I don't drink beer. I GO THAR FOR ZE DINDRLS. U SHOULD GO WITH ME! BUT NOT IN SUCH SEXY OUTFIT, A DINDRL WOULD FIT YOU NICELY LIKE A PURE CHASTE MAIDEN WITH NICE TITS.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
Sure, we can go together in those funky Bavarian dresses and you can be my BFF instead of Koba Stalin! :)

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-20 02:48 pm UTC (link)
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! I DON'T CROSS-DRESS!!!!! I know you do to keep your purity amongst dirty Russian men... BUT IZ THAR ANYTHING I CAN DO TO BE YOUR BFF ANYWAY?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-22 04:41 am UTC (link)
:( No! You either wear a dress, or I'm not talking to you! How can we be BFFs if you're not even willing to do that with me? *tear*

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Awww Nickie! Fine, fine, I vill wear ze Dirndersl... BUT I WON'T GO TO ZE OKTOBERFEST LIKE THAT!!!

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-12 03:44 pm UTC (link)
How did you get my Friendster pictures, anyway? I didn't friend you!

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-13 03:58 am UTC (link)
Zere ist such a thing known as haxx0ring, mein Nickie! That, ung you had your profile set to public.

MEIN DEAR NICKIE, CAN YOU GET THAT STALIN OVER HERE SO THAT I CAN GIVE HIM ONE GOOD WALLOP?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-14 12:29 am UTC (link)
I wish! I'd been trying to get him to come here for some time.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
HOW DARE HE LIE TO MEIN POOR NICKIE!!!

HUGZ DITCH THAT KOBA STALIN GUY, WHEN I INVADE POLAND I VILL GIEV U ALL THE STEEL IN THE WORLD, U DON'T NEED ZE MAN O STEEL BALLS

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-14 11:39 am UTC (link)
:(

You're a Man o' War.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIEK WAR???? U NOE ME SO WELL!!!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
Um....... Because it's not obvious or in Fascist ideology at all?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-20 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Ach! You DO pay SO MUCH attention to me!!! Proof zat u LOEV ME!!!! And in return, I WILL INVADE RUSSIA! ♥

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-22 04:39 am UTC (link)
...Because the way to show your love is to seize their lands. o_O

In that case, peasants must love their landlords very much. -_-

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-22 04:36 pm UTC (link)
OF COURSE ZEY DO! Eet ees liek mein VATER loev mein MOTHER UND I... HE BEETS US!

(Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-15 07:59 pm UTC (link)
[OOC] O LAWD jellyfish = tentacle rape. MUST REFRAIN

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
OOC:

D: Noooooo. I do not want to have more mental images that will haunt me for the rest of my life with Bukharin in it. :(

(Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
OOC:
Also, you have completely ruined my mental imagery of Bukharin with this post. Congratulations. >:|

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-20 02:46 pm UTC (link)
[OOC]
ROFL Mission accomplished!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-22 04:37 am UTC (link)
OOC: xDDDD

Hey, want to get hitched for Valentine's?

We could always file for e-divorce later. It would be totally hilarious pretending that Bukharin has his heart broken further by Stalin. ;)

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Walloping
[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-22 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Jawohl! Ve VILL get HITCHED!
I have a SPECIAL plot twist fur mein LIEBLING!

(Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: Walloping
[info]rubashov
2008-01-22 04:38 am UTC (link)
OOC:
Oh, and the only reason he's marrying Adi is obviously because of Stalin. And, it's just funny to see Hitler marry. Bonus points if you shop him in a wedding dress.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-19 06:22 am UTC (link)
*jots down*

Nazis like to stalk others' Friendster accounts.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-20 02:45 pm UTC (link)
What are you doing, mein BELOVED SPY?!!!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]rubashov
2008-01-22 04:44 am UTC (link)
I'm working on an essay espousing the evils of Nazism, duh. Quick, let me know what you do besides stalk others' Friendster accounts. >:)

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]adolfhitler
2008-01-22 04:21 pm UTC (link)
VELL... I SLEEP ALL NIGHT, I WORK ALL DAY! I KILL SOME JEWS, I EAT MY LUNCH, I GO TO ZE LAVATORY!!! ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPING AND HAVE BUTTER SCONES FOR TEA!!!!!!!!1

(Reply to this) (Parent)



Home | Site Map | Manage Account | TOS | Privacy | Support | FAQs