February 2nd, 2008

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Hochtor Vodka, now at your nearest beer hall!

*pastes advertising posters all over Vienna*

Indulge in the fresh and clear taste of Alpine water, with genuinely traditional Austrian potatoes! The taste of 40% alcohol awaits you with the all new Hochtor Vodka! You'll never have to taste the stink of fruits when you vomit again!