13th October 2017 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 3 κ
BEWARE THE CATS
Tilly Scout
As if Friday the 13th didn’t bring enough superstitions on its very own, those living and visiting Hogsmeade today experienced extra bad luck due to what has been reported as “an army of black cats”. It appeared that all of those coming in contact with the cats later went on to experience unfortunate, but not life threatening events.
One eyewitness reported that the leader of the cat gang - if cat gangs really have leaders - possessed “fangs” and “glowing red eyes”. The unlikely alpha cat seemed to lead its little gang of black cats on a prowl across Hogsmeade, scaring anyone encountered.
We would like to kindly remind our readers not to approach any wild animals, especially if they have fangs and glowing eyes. Apart from some bad luck and unsettling feelings, the cat gang does not appear to have caused any damage.
Please get in touch if you have any updates on why or how this catastrophe has come about!