Saturday, June 1st, 2013

mohana ; 001

[info]ifrits
Who had the brilliant idea to open this place in the middle of nowhere Norway anyway? (That's a rhetorical question FYI.)


[FILTERED TO THE DJINN]
Please send help. VERY BORED. DYING OF BOREDOM HERE.

omg.

Ladies. Gentlemen.

I have an idea.

LET'S BRING BACK YERSINIA PESTIS. PLAGUE OF JUSTINIAN. THE BLACK DEATH. BUBONIC PLAGUE.

Remember how FUN that was? OMG the plague doctors. SO CREATIVE FOR HUMANS.
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Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

[info]tomias
[FILTER : PRIVATE]
What is with this place? Have I in the last couple of years become a magnet for people related to people from my illustrious past? Ha, illustrious. Too bad they're all too dead to spread my glory. Except for a few cretins. Damn it. It figures that suddenly everyone shows up and I'm on an Academy campus surrounded by people who know djinn and could probably arrest me at any turn. Maybe Kieran would cry and they'd let me go for her. [...] Ugh. Anyway. The Abendroth chick wasn't a big deal. I don't even know if I remember which ancestor of hers-- or I just can't be bothered to remember. The Kálmán girl, though. She doesn't have a clue. Probably doesn't even know how they died at all. Big eyes and a soft face and I can't decide if I want to tell her and count her tears or merely talk to her and enjoy my little secret. And then there's Baker. A common enough last name, but -- I can't help but suspect. A bell rang inside of me at his name. It's a wonder I haven't been turned in and slapped away in a bottle of a more permanent kind, with all these people floating around. I suppose there's no proof, and Kieran would vouch for me. The human ability to block out one's own memory is a fascinating and entirely useful one. Useful for me, that is.

Liam, however. Liam needs to be taken care of. As does Barclays, wherever she is. Maybe I could make it look like they killed each other. I would have to wrangle permission out of Kieran much more subtly than let me go murder two of my former owners, though. Ugh. Owners. Masters. They come in all sorts of packages and flavors from cruel and powerful to pathetic and little but they're all the same, without thought or care as to whether or not we want to be under their thumbs, regardless of how kindly they might treat us. No one ever thinks to enslave a FUCKING ANGEL.

[FILTER : PUBLIC]
I'm pretty sure we're all supposed to be on the same side here, so if your particular amulet is one that is going to start burning my skin when you get close to me, I would really appreciate a heads-up, thanks.
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Friday, May 24th, 2013

sidonie is busy working.

[info]obsessus
Honestly, it's a good thing I don't need to sleep all that much, who has time for that these days.

It's amazing what humans will believe. I've been working on a missing persons case in regards to a couple of teenagers who disappeared about fifty years ago. A young girl thought she saw two older men carrying the body of one of them away, but of course no one believed her. Instead, one of the accused stated he was told by police that the couple were being financially supported by the government and were fine. Someone else thought they'd been kidnapped and forced into slavery. The police investigation at the time was completely inadequate, and honestly if those police detectives were still around I'd be sorely tempted to teach them a very valuable lesson about how to run a missing persons investigations.

The young girl had been right, she had seen the two men carrying the boy's body away, and it turns out they had been forced into slavery (of a kind). They were recently discovered in the harem of a very nasty vampire who had turned them and kept them for food for all of this time. Honestly I don't understand the appeal of drinking another vampire's blood, why would you want that when you could have hot human blood straight from the source? I mean really.

But, all's well that ends well, the pair have been reunited with their family and given support to re-establish their lives. I do wish more of my cases had such happy endings.
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Monday, April 29th, 2013

[info]graspednettle
[Djinn]
Tomi! How would you and your master like to come over for dinner at my master's place? He said he'd like to meet my friends and I'm hoping this will get him to loosen up on how he doesn't like to show me off to his friends.

♥ Akanksha
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Thursday, April 11th, 2013

[info]tomias
So who else is leaving all their doors open?
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