It only makes sense that the first thing a newly arrived man should do is to introduce himself to everyone. Obviously, that's not what I did. After the re-orientation, I was occupied by arranging for accommodations and getting lost in Landvik. And when I thought I could finally sit down and make this entry, I decided to go to Tromsø. Before I knew it, two months have gone and this introduction is long overdue.

So now I'm getting right on it. Hello, everyone. To those of you I haven't yet met, my name is Robert Baker. I'm the new researcher for the Witchcraft Crimes Unit although I am by no means green in this job. I completed my training back in London, England being my home country, and only decided to pursue the rest of my career here in Landvik.

That's pretty much the long and short of this. If there's anything at all I can do to help you, please don't hesitate to e-mail me at robert.baker@landvik.no or ring me at +47XXXXXXXX. I also highly encourage touristy suggestions. Hopefully ones that don't require knowing the language as I haven't gone beyond "Jeg snakker ikke norsk" yet.

Right, well. It's cold as fucking balls up here and my fingers are about to freeze off, so I'll make this brief. Kara Brunswick, vamp, new transfer up from the Salem Academy. I ran FCU there. Not really sure what else you guys need, but ask and maybe I'll answer. Less cryptic than it sounds, really. I'm just shit at this small talk thing.

And don't touch the Ducati in the garage. She's mine.

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I'm angry about Evan, God, but thank you for delivering the others to us, safely. Thank you for letting Yasmin survive after her recent scare. Thank you for what good was done.

Just take care of Evan, please. Help those who are hurting more than I am over his...over what happened to him.

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Jasmine, Liam, Logan, Dylan. I hope you'll all be well soon. I'm tending to a friend of mine until she's better but if you need something, I'll try to help.

SLJHDDDDDDLDHLJDHLDHDL hi i'm alive

nope that is cool i always wanted to type w one hand. didn't need two working hands neway. least this keyboard is small, thanks iphone.

Who missed seeing their coworkers yesterday? Who is missing a roommate?

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You and your sister. You're alright?

All units: do a headcount now. You can do it here or in another post but get it done immediately. Comment here, filtered or not, if you can't find someone to keep that in one place at least. And respond for those who may not be able to at the moment.

LCU, respond here.

I never saw the death of an employee coming. Maybe I should have, but not so soon. I'm so sorry for anyone who knew her. When is the funeral?

[ filter; rhys ]
I know I've been out for a couple days, but thanks for visiting.

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oh shit

why now

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anyone feel like driving me to the hspital

or maybe just coming to stay with me

thx

everything burns in hell.

that being said. let's talk about fires.

what are some reasons to start one?

Fifteen. Sixteen with Emil? Christ.

I'm glad there are some who were only injured. A fire is an awful way to die. Burning alive or choking to death Jesus

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We'll get that bunny once we find out who did this. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

i have a new place to hang out. :]

it's- well. i found some of those cheap plastic eggs out in the hallway. i think they might have fallen out of a basket? one had a sweet-tart in it (!) anyway, i've been staying in there. so if you see any green plastic eggs lying around- don't expect candy. it's probably just me.

has anything good happened to anyone else recently?

Rhys! I'm taking you out for your birthday! Pick a place!

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I don't if this offer is going to make sense and I don't know how you'll take it so I'll just say it. If you want a place to stay where there is someone who won't make you think about what happened, you can come over anytime.

I bought...a ball for you. To occupy your mind. Ok?

Yeah. Ok. Anyway. That's all.

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Sometimes, I wish I wasn't in Cold Cases but this is where I think I'm best. Things like this still worry me. That was a communication failure or bad training or something.

Losing someone who goes out there would be...yeah, no, I'm not going to think about it.

Oliver, when you're ready we'll talk about the bird and the bees.



Or I'll make you browse 4chan. Whichever works.

Rhys, I expect you to be a gentleman.



Everyone else- carry on folks, nothing to see here.