Christ, this homicide out in Tromsø. Woman can't tell us damn near anything about what compelled her to just up and murder this asshole, and of course nobody's saying shit around her. July, feel like doing some digging into past cases of glamour-homicide?

How are you lot managing? I hear that beauty queen case is a real fucking riot.

Out of curiosity, how many of you can actually understand some Norwegian? Does it all sound like gibberish to you, or have some of you caught on to the language over the years?

[ filter; lachlan ]
Thanks for letting me steal the foot of your bed at night. I can't do my own bed right now. Not alone.

And I can't ask you to cuddle me at night because our platonic friendship will get super weird. Does it weird you out? Are you just being polite with me because you're that kind of guy but you actually wish I'd fuck off and sleep in my own bed? How far does our friendship go that you'd let your shifting roommate press up against you because he just wants to know you're there and alive and not going anywhere because he's too fucking dumb to protect his own sister from being killed?

You're a good friend, and I'm just the creepiest roommate ever.

uh

ATTN: THOSE LIVING IN HENRIETTA. If you get caught in a flour cloud on the way into the kitchen, it was not my fault that the dough refused to cooperate and I might've hulksmashed the flour in fleeting fit of anger and there's still flour EVERYWHERE on the floor EVEN THOUGH I SWEPT



but on the bright side

oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for those who can eat? ♥

Am I allowed to be satisfied about a mission being resolved, or is someone going to come rip my head off for not being broken up about a pit full of dead people in mourning? I'd like to remind everyone that this is an Academy that deals with death every day. When someone is taken out, it's a terrible thing, of course, but you signed up for this. If you have a weak stomach for death, why are you here? It is going to happen whether you like it or not, and when you least expect it.

I am going to slap the next person who whines about death as if it's a new thing.

full moon at the end of the month. don't know much about astronomy though, but was looking at this and norway will only have a solar eclipse in 2039 and 2048? i've never seen one, just the sort of lunar one last month, but i don't know how someone can predict something so far away. people thought the world was going to end last year but it didn't. i don't know if it makes sense to make predictions so many years into the future.

this has nothing to do with astronomy but if any help is still needed for the mass grave, i'll help. or with anything else.

[ filter; dylan ]
how are you? how's your jaw?

[ filter; molly, ivan, nora, ronnie & parker ]
does anyone want to go look at houses or are we still thinking?