Christ, this homicide out in Tromsø. Woman can't tell us damn near anything about what compelled her to just up and murder this asshole, and of course nobody's saying shit around her. July, feel like doing some digging into past cases of glamour-homicide?

How are you lot managing? I hear that beauty queen case is a real fucking riot.

Out of curiosity, how many of you can actually understand some Norwegian? Does it all sound like gibberish to you, or have some of you caught on to the language over the years?

[ filter; lachlan ]
Thanks for letting me steal the foot of your bed at night. I can't do my own bed right now. Not alone.

And I can't ask you to cuddle me at night because our platonic friendship will get super weird. Does it weird you out? Are you just being polite with me because you're that kind of guy but you actually wish I'd fuck off and sleep in my own bed? How far does our friendship go that you'd let your shifting roommate press up against you because he just wants to know you're there and alive and not going anywhere because he's too fucking dumb to protect his own sister from being killed?

You're a good friend, and I'm just the creepiest roommate ever.