The Vinter Police are doing a wonderful job, truly.

Why the fire to cover up the mutilation? It was unnecessary. Fire is wild and hard to contain. This person does not seem to care about control, just making a mess. They're reckless.

Oh, America, land of the free. How long it's been. I have half a mind to go back for a visit to someplace warm, perhaps Florida. Last I was there, I had a lovely run-in with a pretty redhead in-- which state was it? It began with an M, Maine or Massachusetts. Shame, I never did catch her name Katherine Owens. I wonder where my little witch has gone.

Has anyone seen my pretty little redheaded witch?

Now are we all quite done going mad over that botched mission? Yes? Good.

If anyone here is in possession of a kitten, look here, and if you're not, then I can't imagine this will be interesting for you. Azazel has always taken to following me around like a chick after its mother, no matter which room I'm going to, but as of this week he's decided to rest continuously on my bed even when I call him to follow. Calling him to food takes some time, when he's often there the moment I open the can.

Do I worry? A mother needs to know.

As mind-blowingly fun as that all was, let's not have it happen again, shall we? And if it does, we can play Who Can Rip A Leprechaun Into Pieces The Fastest, which is an excellent party game.

Matthieu, did you manage to bag your faerie?