[video post] [9: 59 PM] you will never fucking believe what just happened to me [9: 59 PM] legit. i just caught a leprechaun [9: 59 PM] or a very small midget [10: 00 PM] it's a leprechaun [10: 00 PM] really into nikolai's gold shit [10: 05 PM] omfg it grants wishes [10: 07 PM] supposedly [10: 12 PM] i'm going to wish for a penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes [10: 17 PM] fuck that. that's lame. [10: 17 PM] I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A REALLY TERRIBLE DECISION AND YOU ARE NOT AROUND TO TELL ME TO STOP [10: 17 PM] i hope you can live with yourself after this [10: 17 PM] he probably can't grant wishes anyway [10: 35PM] omg [10: 35PM] omfg [12: 10 AM] i have a vagina
[The camera clicks on and a very irate looking Korean girl pops into view, hair pulled back into a messy ponytail. She's dangling a tiny, cackling man between her thumb and index finger and then drops him unceremoniously off-screen. There's a tiny thump and the cackling continues:]
Nic. Bradley. Just so we're all on the same page. You both suck and I did not wish for a vagina.
Also, world, don't make any wishes.[The feed cuts abruptly.]