"Yep, I love him and his newly returned manparts." She replied, keeping her smile small as not to give her away.
The look on his face was priceless. She sort of wished she'd had a camera with her at that moment. She could post it in her journal with a caption that said 'This is Ozzie's sad face'. It was pretty much the most adorable thing Lily had ever seen. And she couldn't really blame him for being so gullible, she was a pretty darn good liar. Even her family couldn't tell if she was joking part of the time. She figured she could let him in on it being a joke now.
"You're adorable," she said giving his cheek a quick pinch. She then leaned in and pulled him in for a real kiss. "How could I ever leave someone as cute as you? Especially for Porter, that's a ridiculous idea!"