"Of course I've never had a paper book. Everything was done on PADDs. Little computerized clip board looking thingies. They were awesome." She might have liked them. He didn't have any of those damn PADDs though. They were a little clunky to carry around and Kirk hadn't exactly had a chance to grab his stuff before he'd been pulled into this place. "Before I go into all that other stuff you just asked... yes, if Bones is into dudes I plan on seducing him as soon as possible and getting him into bed. He's an older dude though. I think their into, like, romance or something, you know? Never really had that. I've never been in a relationship where the other person wants to take care of you and do things for you. It's always been just a quick tumble on the mattress and that's it."
He probably shouldn't have been discussing his sex life so freely with Faith. She was still a stranger no matter how much alike the two of them seemed to be. Kirk didn't seem to understand privacy though. She'd asked and he was more than willing to share. "Okay so the future is all right. We're all technologically advanced and stuff but that all came with a price. There was this huge war which decimated most of what used to be the United States. Mostly just the east coast though, everything going west was in pretty good shape. The Capital was moved to San Francisco and then, after we got rid of the borders and made First Contact and everything it became the base of operations for Starfleet. Outside of San Francisco we have a lot of farmland and shipyards. Outside of the bars and all the hover everythings it can get kind of boring. We still get sick but now we have things like hyposprays which inject medication directly into the bloodstream so we get better faster. We also have dermal regenerators that fix the skin right up, we have one for bones too. Leonard doesn't like either of them so if you break your arm or cut yourself he's just going to patch you up and let your body do all the work. Um... people are allergic to things too but it's rare. My allergies are the worst because I'm allergic to certain foods, plants, and a majority of the medications out there and with the hyposprays the reactions come on faster and stronger than they used to." He shrugged.
"And yes, I have screwed an alien. One of the girls I was sleeping with back in the academy was an Orion. It was amazing... but that could just be the species. Orions are mostly space pirates. The women release this pheremone which terran males can't resist. It has some kind of affect on women too." He shrugged. "Anyway she was amazing, dead now, but amazing. I lived in constant fear of pissing her off though. Orions are pirates and slave traders. I was always worried that I'd wake up and find myself being sold. Some species out there wouldn't care about my dashing good looks... since they'd just be interested in using me for food." Yeah, it was definitely not a good idea to piss off an Orion.