Can't sleep. Go out. Get drunk again. Come home. Go to pass out. And there's a damn hammer on my pillow
See. There are reasons why you should turn on a light before you drop yourself on your bed.
Not that I don't appreciate the suggestion of career choices from whoever left it but A: I think Smithing's a little outside my range of skills, despite my Heritage. B: It's a little before my time. and C: You really should have left it somewhere other than right on my pillow because now I have a splitting headache.
Jyn, Ryder, if this is a pun about me getting 'hammered'...I'm not making any more pancakes.