First, I'll welcome you to Knowhere, because I think I've made myself the official welcoming committee.
Second, I'll warn you about the dog: he likes his belly rubbed.
Thirdly, I'll tell you to watch out with the tribbles. They eat everything in sight. We're starting to run out of food. Not just in the town but.. everywhere on Knowhere. The power's been going on and off a lot lately, sort of worried they're eating the power lines.