Here lies Lieutenant Hawkes. He was a noble sort of guy who stood up for what he believed in and wouldn't let anyone hold him down, even giant fleas. He was beloved by his friends but not so much by the courts, and who can blame him? Any society who forces men into the military sucks. But he will be missed by those of us who enjoyed his persistent, odd humor on the network. Hawkes, you will be missed.
Eat the ass meat first, it's the biggest muscle. Amen.